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  • What do you get when you mix a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a ghost? You’ll see one later and one in a while.
  • What’s the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu? They're making headlines.
  • What does a nosey pepper do? ✨🎉
  • Why do gay bees make the best honey? "Dill me in!"
  • How much money does a pirate pay for corn?

    Because they always have pride reception 📶🏳️‍🌈

  • My Instagram bio? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
  • I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. A sparkle-tale 🧚‍♂️✨
  • Why do gay superheroes always win? Aluminum Man foils their plans. Carefully crafted to be funny and inclusive, this collection will keep you smiling—and sharing pride—one joke at a time.

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Lgbtq Jokes

47 lgbtq jokes and hilarious lgbtq puns to laugh out loud.

But we're here to lighten the mood and put a smile on your face with the best funny jokes around! ☕

  • They asked how I knew I was gay… I said, “I flinched at cargo shorts.” 👖
  • Best coming out tip: Always lead with dessert! 👠

  •  Pride Parade Punchlines 🏳️‍🌈

    • Why did the parade stop? Someone’s feather boa got caught in the float!

      🏳️‍🌈📲

    • Why did the gay influencer bring glitter? Because it was sweet and ready to celebrate 🧁🎉
    • What do you call a gay fairy?
    • The next LG phone needs to appeal to all audiences and be a plus size phone We'll call it the LGbtq+
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      Lgbtq One Liners

      Which lgbtq one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with lgbtq?

    • What’s the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak? A stick.
    • What did the full glass say to the empty glass? Because it's full of blades!

      bad gay jokes

    • Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? To reach new heights of fabulousness 🪜✨
    • I told my plants I’m gay—now they’re growing rainbows 🌱🌈
    • What do you call a group of gay musicians? 🕵️‍♂️
    • I asked my friend how he stays so fit. He said, “Cardio? A pork chop.
    • Where does Batman go to the bathroom?