Gay guy speedo

ES is so gay that it “invented” the padded swimwear look for men! Known for their electrifying runway shows, their swimwear collection is nothing short of a personal runway—as you would expect from a designer who has created costumes for the likes of Britney Spears and RuPaul's Drag Race queens. We see them at every gay beach bar, Circuit party, and Pride event we've been to.

ES has flagship stores across the major European cities, but we'll be honest, we've only ever shopped on their online store.

Our eyes were drawn to the tropical plants and toucans (my favorite bird). His dedication to charitable work in the LGBTQ community at one stage included offering free lube and condoms with every order!

Nasty Pig

We've got one inside of each of us just waiting to break out…right?

aussieBum: A Little Bump for the Junk

Beginning with the obvious, if you’ve ever been anywhere there’s both gays and water, you’ll have seen aussieBum.

What can we say, the French know how to produce fine men, fine wine, and fine swimwear!

HOM was founded in the south of France in 1968. Everything we've ordered from them has fitted beautifully and nicely shows off the goods! Styles like their FUKR Zip Trunks make it clear the intention of the wearer, but they also have uniquely playful offerings like their Denim Trunks and Denim Swim Shorts.

The Greek brand translates the country's rich heritage into its swimwear line, with each piece resembling a work of art. They also sell gym tank tops, harnesses, and one of the largest underwear collections we've seen!

At just five years old, JJ Malibu has certainly made its mark in the gay travel world. Lots of pretty prints, bright colors, macho camouflage patterns…but for me, you can't beat a good old fashioned metallic snakeskin now can you?!

Handy TOF clothing tip to look out for, if it's made from polyamide and lycra, then it will dry quicker than other garments.

UXH swimwear is sure to be the perfect conversation starter with your beach crush, with curious guys wanting to know just where you got those colorful Carton Swim Shorts or those fabulously gay speedos.

From the daring to the divine, these fifteen swimwear brands offer something for every taste, style, and body type.

Zach Miko, a broad hottie himself, was the first-ever plus-size model for IMG Models. Fear not, they've got similar ones featuring bananas, eggplants, and Pride unicorns…

And a shout out to their model scouts…phwoooaaaar they don't do a bad job at all do they?!

Garçon Français

Launched by Vicky Caffet in 2012, the Garçon Français line is based on historical French underwear, and all made on location in Troyes.

It's a gay owned brand founded in Barcelona known for creating high-quality clothing ranging from casual wear, fitness wear, swimwear, underwear, and more. Whether you're looking for daring, low-rise swim briefs, athletic jammers, or relaxed and roomy swim trunks, we've got it all. Their swimwear, often vibrant and unapologetically bold, screams confidence – or rather ‘look at my junk’ because with their patented ‘Wonderjock' technology, you'll be given a most welcome extra lift to your package.

My favorite JJ Malibu Bikini is the one with kiss lips on the front. models…

Pump! is a Canadian-based brand that launched in 2009 in gay ‘ole Montreal – a city we love, famous for its gay “dancer” bars and spicy locals!