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Through these interactions, the show poignantly addresses the dangers of hero worship and the consequences of misguided idolization.
Gangstalicious as a Social Critic
One of the most influential aspects of Gangstalicious’s character is his role as a social critic. I do the homey.
That's not gay?
Okay, the moment you all been waiting for.
It's the world premiere.
And that's not just around here, that's the whole world.
The brand-new Gangstalicious video.
The song is called "Homeys Over Ho's."
I thought you hate Gangstalicious.
I mean, he a punk and all that,but he sent a nigga some free CDsand apologized and all, so I decided to squash it.
He still a punk though.
♪ Homeys over ho's ♪
♪ Homeys over ho's ♪
♪ Homeys over ho's ♪
♪ Homeys over ho's ♪
♪ Do the homey ♪
♪ Do the homey ♪
♪ Do the homey ♪
♪ Do the homey ♪
♪ You never catch the 'Lish ♪
♪ Rollin' with no bitch ♪
♪ 'Cause bitches ain't shit ♪
♪ It's on my crew I stick...
It's just a wifebeater.
Where are your pants? Shh!
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
♪ Rock 'n' roll gangsta... But maybe I'll
think about it.
We're back with our guest
Jessica Ethalberg,
also known as
Wonder Cheeks,
reading excerpts from her
amazing new best-selling book,
The Private Lives
of Superstar Rappers.
"Of all the rappers I met
during those years,
"I loved Gangstalicious
the most.
"I called him Freddy.
"I wanted more than anything
to give my heart to him forever,
but I couldn't because--"
"He was so
unbelievably gay."
"So unbelievably gay"?
ALL:
Gay?
[♪♪♪]
That bitch lying.
See?
♪
[DOORBELL RINGING]
♪ Rock 'n' roll gangsta ♪
♪ Rock 'n' roll man ♪
Shh!
Turn off the lights.
Shh! Absolutely.
No doubt in my mind.
I'm so sorry, Robert.
A gay grandson, huh?
I can't imagine anything worse than that.
Not Riley. Think I want his old,big, soft, nasty lips on me?
Ew. What the fuck is you doing in here?
Can't you see the homeys is talking?
This is homey talk happening.
How you just gonna walk in on homey talk, bitch?
Man, y'all ho's is trouble.
Nigga, you've been begging meto come over here for a month.
You know what?
Can't
do that anymore.
You guys are gonna have to
have your own room. Can't do that anymore.
You guys are gonna have to have your own room. ♪That beat is all right.
♪ With bald heads in check ♪
♪ Nigga, we hatin' On them ho's ♪
♪ Like we hit the phase ♪
♪ Bitch, can't you see ♪
♪ Fall back away from me ♪
[MUFFLED SCREAM]
♪ Me and my niggas bump Chests in the VIP ♪
♪ Now, bump it to the left ♪
♪ And bump it to the right ♪
♪ 'Cause when you do The homey neck attack ♪
♪ You do it right ♪
[LAUGHING] Oh, my God.
This is crazy.
♪ Homeys over ho's ♪
♪ Do the homey ♪
♪ Do the homey ♪
♪ Do the homey ♪
♪ Do the homey ♪
♪ 'Cause bitches be trouble ♪
♪ Be havin' niggas beefin' ♪
♪ You trickin' on that ho ♪
♪ And your niggas Ain't eatin' ♪
♪ She pushin' your way ♪
♪ Spendin' all your cash ♪
♪ Your homey got shot up-- ♪RILEY: It's so cool.
[SINGS ALONG] ♪ Homeys over ho's Homeys over ho's ♪
♪ Homeys over ho's Homeys over ho's ♪
♪ Do the homey Do the homey ♪
♪ Do the homey-- ♪
[RILEY LAUGHING]
Oh!
Appreciate it.
Listen, don't even sweat that. And neither
is Gangstalicious.
[♪♪♪]
Full-throttle radio. And we have in the building with us right now,Gangstalicious himself.
Yo, what up, Scoop?
What's up with me?
What's up with you?
You tell me, what's up with you?
A lot of crazy things are being said right now about you.
I wanted to give you the chance to clear the air right now.
So tell the world what your side of the story is.
Well, first of all, that-- That-- That--
I ain't even gonna dignify the accusationswith a response, you know?
'Cause that's so ridiculous.
I ain't got to answer to no bitch.
See, this is exactly the kind of shita scandalous ho is good for.
They known for.
But maybe I'll think about it.
We're back with our guest Jessica Ethalberg,also known as Wonder Cheeks,reading excerpts from her amazing new best-selling book,The Private Lives of Superstar Rappers.
"Of all the rappers I met during those years,"I loved Gangstalicious the most.
"I called him Freddy.
"I wanted more than anything to give my heart to him forever,but I couldn't because--"
"He was so unbelievably gay."
"So unbelievably gay"?
ALL: Gay?
[♪♪♪]
That bitch lying.
You who thinks
everything in the world is gay.
Nigga, you gay. Yesterday, he was a punk.
Sometimes you gotta put aside your differencesand work through problems with your homey,so y'all can keep to bein' homeys.
You feel me, homey?
That's very sensitive of you, Riley.
And you're okay with his lifestyle?
Well, I mean, I know he ain't no real gangsta,but that's cool 'cause, see, he's in entertainment.
He ain't gotta be out in the streets like I do.
He's telling our stories for us.
So you're okay with him being gay?
[SNICKERS]
Gay?
That's right.
Matter of fact, we might have to move Rileyout to the garage, and that's all there is to it.
Did you know gay influence in rap culturehas increased greatly in the last 10 years?
Why?
First, rap culture has been increasingly influencedby prison culture.
And prison culture is really, really gay.
Second, with rap albums declining greatlyin profitability,rappers often depend on fashion lines to make money.
And fashion is really, really, really gay.
Last but not least, we have a drug called ecstasy.
Ecstasy is a love drugthat seem to make gay things happen.
Bodies start moving and sweating,you can't help but want to suck on something.
Hey, boy.
Gangstalicious just hit me on MySpaceand said he put me on the list for the show tonight. Boy, how did that be?
How did that happen?
You see, Bernie.
It's exactly what I said was gonna happen, remember?
This is it. He ain't gay.
So, what if he's gay?
Statistically speaking,
gay men make more money.
They're cleaner.
Yeah, I guess.
They cook better,
they're better groomed,
less likely to get in trouble
with the law.
Really?
What's up?
It's your boy. ♪
[LINE RINGING]
[PHONE RINGING]
FLONOMINAL:
Oh, shit.